The Jim and Tim Creator of Hiyzis II is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working, democratic population of 713 million Hiyzisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Udersuul. The average income tax rate is 8.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Hiyzisian economy, worth 33.4 trillion Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 46,898 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Udersuul to enjoy their national art, and tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Hiyzis II's national animal is the West Jaoun Cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hiyzis II is ranked 213,304^th in the world and 5,234^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 800.95 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.